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Questions:
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Frequently Asked Questions:

1) Your merchandise is very expensive.

Only expensive for one struggling to achieve GoLDeN state -  paper monie$$ are just made of paper.

2) Is your merchandise made of real gold?

Where does it say 'Fake'?

3) How does your merchandise become "golden?"

Once 'GoLGeN' energy is oBtained -  it is easy to create and share. In factory where merchandise is made. s0x workers melt GOLD in replacement of Harmful Plastics and/or Aluminum, etc.

4) Your infomercials don't have any sound.  Is that a problem with my computer or could you please fix that?

Try getting new speakers, it's obvious speaker base is blown.

5) If I purchase merchandise, could I have it autographed by Yassy or another Red Sox player?  How much would that cost?

Yes, autograph is base upon sliding scale of yearly income, please send your tax returns and 2 current pay stubs.

6) I noticed on your website www.iwanttosoxyuo.com that you sell both Blue and Red Tallboys.  I don't like Budweiser do you have any craft beers?

Yes, BLUE taLLboys are crafted BUDlights for those who considers to compare beers of Red Budweiser taLLBOYz.

7) I've heard that you come from another dimension!?  What's up with that??

We all come from nowhere into this 3-D world and few ascend from the veil of worldly prison systems, but through GoLDeN awareness, healthy diet, exorsize, and annihilation of the self - yu0 too can ascended to the other dimensions and beyond the void.

It does not matter where s0x are from only where yu0 are now.

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